Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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