whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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HEY!

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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No!

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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