What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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