- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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