If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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