- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Poker? I barely even know her.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

This is an anti-joke.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Charlie Sheen is winning

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Where's my tractor?

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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