Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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CFL

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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