- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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