what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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