- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A man walks into a bar

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Once, I went to Peru.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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