- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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