- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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