There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

The Labour Party.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Julian Ha.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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