- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

this website even though its hilarious.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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