Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

White men's rights

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Skrillex.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

your life

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Liverpool City Football Club

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

YEAH THEY DO!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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