RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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