- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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