What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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