what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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This is not funny.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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