- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Me Neither.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

cats are pussies

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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