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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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