- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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