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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What? Yes.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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