- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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