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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Knock Knock Who did that?

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Steve Jobs is alive.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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