How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Tommy got neutered.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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