Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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can you touch your toes? no

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Fat people

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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