What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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