Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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hi mom

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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