Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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