Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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