This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Hey

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Your mom went to college

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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