Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What happened to your hamster? It died.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Continents are large islands.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Stephen Hawking

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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