- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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