- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What? Yes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

I'm 4 and what is this?

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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