- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Women's rights.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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