- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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