- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Smelly Indians.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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