What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What is cowboy say

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are u black unlucky

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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