- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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