- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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