- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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