knock knock

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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