- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

okay so theres this guy.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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