What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What is the meaning of life? 42

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Fat people

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

can you touch your toes? no

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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