How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What comes after 69? mouthwash

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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