Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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oh hey.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Anti Joke

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