Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A guy at a baseball game....

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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