How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Black people.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

George W. Bush

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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