what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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whos district champs not JM

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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