- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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