- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

whats chinese noodles

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

why was the man sad? his wife died

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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