How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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batman has diarrhea

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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