- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

1+2 = 6

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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