Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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A child walks into a classroom.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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