what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

whats white and sticky glue

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Ian's mind Elevator music

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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