- Anti Joke

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.