Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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This is not a joke

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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