- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Me

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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