How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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