Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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