What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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