- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Women's rights

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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