- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

your skull would make a nice pen holder

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

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