An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Ian's mind Elevator music

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Christianity.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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