- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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