How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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