What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Cripples are lame.

Laugh.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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