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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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