Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

I once did something.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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