Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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