Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Jovan

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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